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Chardee Macdennis 

A drinking game created by the gang in "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia". The rules are complex. Although it is called the game of games, its actually a war.

rules;
Asking questions is not allowed during while the clock is running; the offending team must drink for 5 seconds.
If player spills, his team chugs the opposing teams drinks.
Cheating is ok but there are penalties if caught. If a player is caught cheating while both teams are at the same level the opposing team advances one level. If they are at different levels and the lower level team cheats, they must drink. If the team at the higher level is caught the opposing team advances to the same level.
level one starts, a fifteen minute timer begins, only stops in time stoppages
Preround - Sip wine in a British accent after all wine glasses must be finished and smashed to the floor, the teams may then put on war dances to intimidate.
Level 1 (Mind): Trivia, Puzzles, and Artistry
At this stage only wine is served.
To advance a team must earn three cards
Level 2 (Body): Physical Challenge, Pain, and Endurance
At this stage only beer is served.
To advance a team must earn 2 cards
There is no cursing allowed, offending team must chug beer for 5 seconds while other team counts.
Level 3 (Soul): Emotional Battery and Public Humiliation
At this stage only hard liquor is served.
To win the team must earn three cards
YOU-"Dude, wanna get fucked up through an epic game which tests you mentally, physically and spiritually? Let's play Chardee Macdennis!"

FRIEND-"No, man, last time we played the game of games I went to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, a dart in my palm and a broken femur."

maddenism 

Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."

"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."

"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."

"First down is a good down."

"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."

"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
maddenism by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004

The MacGinnis Hesitation 

The fleeting--yet confused--pause experienced by one's fingertips and mind when one is presented with even one's most heavily-used user/password login screens.
After exhibiting the MacGinnis Hesitation, the subject commenced to provide her accurate login credentials.
The MacGinnis Hesitation by MacBerk September 23, 2009

Wharf Dog Macinnis 

Used to describe a male that has a wharf cat fetish.

He can be observed in the town of GLace Bay crusing around in his mini-van while masturbating to the visual observations of felines.

The Wharf Dog Macinnis has been observed feeding wharf cats from his teets that produce budweiser.

The Wharf Dog smells of catshit and perfume.
Well driving yesterday I observed a Wharf Dog Macinnis in the area of the Glace Bay Fisheries Building. He was watching the cats while beating off to the sight of them.

maddenism 

anything said by someone whose last name is madden, but specifically whenit makes no sense or is totally illogical
"...when he said summet stupid, it was just another maddenism..."
maddenism by anonymous May 12, 2004

maddenism 

<Maddenism> adj. --repetitive videogames that churn out the same product from the previous year cutting, pasting, and slapping minute additions that contains negligible improvements in graphics, gameplay, music, and other tidbits over the previous version of the game. Applies to most 2K Sports and EA Sports titles, and other games such as those from the Dynasty Warriors series.
"Ah man, NBA 2K6 for the 360 sucks, it's one of those maddenism games, it's the same version as what's on other consoles expect the player's faces are cut and pasted to look better, but everything else is just current gen video game graphics"
maddenism by Rouge2 July 16, 2008