European smoothie

The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.

Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.

Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!

by Pablo's organic moisturizer August 10, 2016

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European LongSword

An awesome weapon throughout tbe later middle ages, despite what some people think, its not a heavy blunt piece of iron smashed into shape, they where versitile and had many different techniques, one being half swording, where you would grab the sword by the blade and use the sword as a hammer, this was effective at caving in a mans skull even if they had a helmet and gambeson arming cap on.
Despite holywood and animes portrayal of katanas being an indestructible super sword being able to cut through or shatter a european sword, this is false, its likely that a katana would shatter upon striking a european sword.

Japanophille: Katanas are the best swords.
Me: no they are not, they where used as a backup weapon, plus European LongSwords where a far better weapon, stop thinking that hollywood and anime portray weapons in a good way.

by DragonDan February 4, 2019

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European Superglue

When a man ejaculates while yodeling, between the breasts of a female and pushed the breasts together causing them to stick to one another

Klaus and Rebecca used the European Superglue last night.

by Firecracker Glen May 30, 2021

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The European

"The European" is a move, most commonly used by women, where they look a person from head to toe, and back. It is a move that would be used by the likes of Regina George.

Did you see how she gave me the European? What a snobby little brat.

by Dragon of Spry Wisdom February 24, 2019

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