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Kingler

The mighty god crabbo, kingler, despite being seen as an underpowered, is actually incredibly powerful if used correctly
Smooth brain: why did you bring Kingler into Ubers? Fucking idiot
Me: *proceeds to wipe 4 pokemon with god crab, kingler*
by DragonDan February 12, 2020
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The Crown

the thing that created bowset (bowser but female aka thot)
Bowser: *exists*
The Crown: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
Bowser: *becomes bowset*
by DragonDan September 25, 2018
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Hattu

The embodiment of unfunny
I.e using troll face or other dead memes
Hattu: haha epic maymay *troll face other unfunny meme*
Decent person: what
Me: DIE SCUM
by DragonDan August 6, 2018
mugGet the Hattumug.

Dane Axe

One of the greatest Danish inventions, created around the 10th century and was commonly used by Viking elite and could break bone even through chainmail
Anglo Saxon: Watch out, a Dane is running right at you with a Dane axe and no consideration for ones life
Dane: Jeg vil rive ud i din tarm!
by DragonDan March 23, 2019
mugGet the Dane Axemug.

The Last Stand

A song from sabaton's album the last stand (a very good metal band) that describes the crusades perfectly and is commonly used in Crusader and for honor memes.

In the heart of holy see
In the home of Christianity
The seat of power is in danger
There's a foe of a thousand swords
They've been abandoned by their lords
Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
Then the 189
In the service of heaven
They're protecting the holy line
It was 1527
Gave their lives on the steps to heaven
Thy will be done!
Person 1: hey the last stand is pretty damn neato
Person 1: in the heart of the holy see
Person 2: in the home of Christianity

Person 3: the seat of power is in danger
Person 1: there's a foe of a thousand swords
Person 2: they've been abandoned by their lords
Person 3: their fall from grace will pave the their path to damnation!
Person 1, 2 & 3: WE ARE CRUSADERS AT HEART, DEUS VULT
Heretic: sabaton isnt even that good
Person 1, 2 & 3: IT SATS YOUR A HERETIC
by DragonDan August 13, 2018
mugGet the The Last Standmug.

Tiger Drop

An alternative phrase for punching someone real fucking hard in the baby makers. Comes from the yakuza series
Guy 1: you seen those videos of guys using only the tiger drop to beat bosses in yakuza?
Guy 2: yeah, shits wild
by DragonDan July 14, 2021
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Auntie Mags

A very wholesome auntie who tries their best and likes wine a little too much
Also an artist
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Auntie Mags?
Person 2: Of course! She is w h o l e s o m e
Person 3: She also makes pretty good art
by DragonDan January 3, 2019
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