Deprection

n. The feeling of horniness coupled by a severe wave of depression. Related to Sexual Frustration, but with more loneliness and sadness. Often ends with drunken masturbation.

I just remembered this really hot sex I had with my ex. I really wanted to fuck somebody, but was simultaneously crushed by the feeling that I might never have sex again, and will never be close to anyone, and will die alone. Huuuuge deprection.

by Soterios Johnson November 29, 2012

derection

Refers to a specific navigational heading towards something that gives you a major boner.

If surrounded by a group of comparably-attractive ladies, a typical dude will usually head in da derection of da gal wif da biggest boobs.

by QuacksO March 8, 2019

derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Deprection

When you are depressed from how horny you are.

I heard Johnny been so horny that he now has deprection.

by Killme.com June 5, 2020

De-Erection

When you take a hit from the Lemon Chello Cartnite cart and blow it into a man's urethra so that his dick gets chill like that and gets less hard.

Yo bruh, she gave me that De-Erection and everything was A-Okay!

by gioisdying February 25, 2023

Deserection

the act of which a positive charge of electricity is conducted by ones penis and the negative through the scrotum and is used to aid in CPR acting as a makeshift defibrillator.

quick the defibrillator is out get the charge into your genitals and give this man a deserection.

by Joshuequin September 8, 2025

ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

by QuacksO November 6, 2024