the baller things

a list comprised of all the baller things in the world, like knives, insane people, savages, having cars on campus, deer heads, beer, and slapping old people.

he used a needle to kill him? add it to the baller things.

the baller things by Mikey Pots n' Pans October 7, 2007

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toronto blue baller

when a girl masterbates with a cold object before the man enters her with his penis

her puss was so cold from the popsicle that she gave him a toronto blue baller when he slide his dick in.

toronto blue baller by eccs March 4, 2008

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old baller

A woman, usually in her early to mid 30s, who marries a man at least 10 years older who already has children in their teens. She then forces him to give her a new baby to piss off the existing children, make him forget about his first wife and make the new mom the queen bee of the family.

Mary was still in middle school when her new husband started his first job out of college. Now they have a 2-year-old baby and of course the old baller hates his two kids.

old baller by Randall Johnstone February 17, 2009

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Cold-Caller Baller

A relatively successful debt collector that makes over $50,000/year and thinks he's the shit because he's managed to enter the lower-middle class in such a low skill occupation.

"Bruce wears tailored suits everyday, even on casual Friday. He thinks he's some kind of Cold-Caller Baller."

Cold-Caller Baller by the Perdverts May 31, 2014