Trumpet

One of the higher brass instruments, played by arrogant, and often assholish, persons. They do not think that they can do any wrong, and will never own up to scooping up to the pitch (although, ironically, they do it the most.) Is well known as 'the best instrument around', because trumpeteers are likely to spread that false fact around. It has a strange whiny sound, like that of a trombone, but without the low pitch to make it sound good. It doesn't sound bad when played right, but only sounds good in a group with other instruments.

I don't know why everyone likes trumpets so much.

by person13434534 April 11, 2009

Trumpet

A brass musical instrument that has three valves. It is used in school and jazz bands.

A trumpet is the coolest.

by thehamisdone February 10, 2015

Trumpled

To experience the negative effects of association with Trump.

The markets got trumpled today, brought lower by news of Trump's latest disgrace.

by realizing May 17, 2017

Jazz Trumpet

An extremely loud, stern fart which sounds like a single note of a jazz trumpet.

May result in 'burning arse hole' situation for several seconds or could just be an uncontrollable, unexpected fart. It varies

'oof, that was a jazz trumpet and a half'
'oww, that jazz trumpet burned my rectum'

by janeybabey February 10, 2010

ass trumpet

Someone who continues to forcefully argue an opinion in the face of overwhelming facts to the contrary.

Donald was being such an ass trumpet about climate change.

by SnarkyShark December 2, 2018

trumple thumpit

Throwing bacon at a tramp.

"quick, its jonnys dad, trumple thumpit!!"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

trumplather

A toxic foamy substance created by being in proximity to a Trumpist or Trumpishness; genital sweating.

His underwear was ruined by all the trumplather he brought home from the rally.

by Crawdad Nelson December 1, 2016