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An extremely loud, stern fart which sounds like a single note of a jazz trumpet.

May result in 'burning arse hole' situation for several seconds or could just be an uncontrollable, unexpected fart. It varies
'oof, that was a jazz trumpet and a half'
'oww, that jazz trumpet burned my rectum'
by janeybabey February 10, 2010
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