Gaydolf Shitler

Gaydolf Shitler was a man who almost won World War 2 and almost ruled the world.

Gaydolf Shitler was a man who almost won World War 2 and almost ruled the world, but he still lost. Oh well!

by Circa 1993 AD June 4, 2019

shite

Used heavily in the 5 nations to mean shit. Often with cockney or pikey accent.

"Ah bloody shite, its raining again."

by Diego August 25, 2003

bored shitless

Idle to the point whereby the natural bodily forces which tend to evacuate your bowels actually reverse in a vain attempt to draw or suck in whatever stimulation can be exuded from the outer world

The bored shitless young man staring at the next brick he had to lay and watched it slowly begin to develop lush bouyant breasts with teats on the verge of stroking his bared chest.

by salled January 12, 2008

Shipley

A person who hates Twilight, Harry Potter, and Fan Girl, along with their fan fiction and characters.

Also sucks at drawing.

A person who thinks that their addiction of hating Twilight is beneficial is a Shipley.

by Edward Cullen12345 May 5, 2009

shite

A nicer pronunciation of the word shit without actually saying it.

Shite I forgot my lunch at home.

by Andy May 13, 2005

Shitler Theory

The theory that Adolf Hitler converted the German people into his way of thinking by sucking them up into his anus, then after a few weeks baking in there they pop out all how he wants em.

Potential Nazi Officer: But I believe in ze Freedom for all!
Adolf Shitler: DAS IST NICHT SO GUT
*plop noise*
Potential Nazi Officer: oh meine fuhrer *Proceeds to get sucked in*
"Shitler Theory" ze best.

by 9 Bit Boobs November 20, 2014

Shirley Temple

To make a shirley temple, begin by cutting the stem off a strawberry and insert it into the vaginal canal. Top the drink with whipped cream. Proceed to enjoy your beverage by finding and rescuing said strawberry with your tongue.

Deshawn: Yo dawg I was with this chick last night and we was gettin bougey know what I'm sayin
Tyrone: yeaaaahhh man did you give her the shirley temple?
Deshawn: Yessirr

by Jordoyoyo January 29, 2021