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Shitehoose

Scottish for shit house. A dirty or dilapidated house or building or even larger area such as a town city or country. It is never used in reference to a toilet. Can also mean an inadequate business or related premises.
"I say Jeeves, London certainly is a right shitehoose."
Shitehoose by scottie boy April 18, 2008
to be extremely good at something.
Imagine a steaming turd and how hot it is! Comparing someone's ability with the hotness.
That Tiger Woods is shithot at golf!
shithot by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003
a widnae stay there if ye paid me ats a shitehole
shitehole by wido May 24, 2004
Parkhead/Celtic Park the home of Glasgow Celtic, a place for unwashed smelly skip rats.
Celtic Park is a shitehole
Shitehole by Glesga1989 February 12, 2019

Shithot Fart 

A hot fart that lingers around the anus making you nervous that you may have soiled yourself.
1. Be right back guys, need to check if I just did a shithot fart or actually shit myself.

2. I thought I shit myself when I was doing Dave's Mum the other night, but it was just a shithot fart.
Shithot Fart by cheep81 October 17, 2006

shitlotta 

wow there's a shitlotta cops at the bar
shitlotta by Rainman 2 December 17, 2008
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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