plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 7, 2003

plank

a flat-chested woman

- That chick is a real knockout!
- Too bad she didn't grow any knockers...
- Yeah, she's a plank.

by plankspanker February 25, 2009

Planking

Parkour for people who cannot run very fast. Instead of running about public places and doing silly flips, you lay down.

Guy 1 is awkwardly laying on a statue

Guy 2: What are you doing up there?

Guy 1: I'm planking.

by Brucely June 14, 2011

Plankton

A person who bums everything and anything off of people. Also can be said instead of word bum.

hey can i plankton you ?

Dan Hegarty then gave me a stog.

by Mike Chi December 20, 2008

Planking

Planking new internet craze which involves a person lying face down, stiff as a board with arms at your side, in unusual places and then having someone to take a photo of you and post it on the web.

Nate Shaw, 20, from Gladstone, told Nine News: "I want to become the best planker there is"

Guy: PLANKING OH YEA

*Guy lies on police car*
Police: YOUR UNDER ARREST CUNT

by Arichima June 7, 2011

nugget planking

3 person sex act. A man planks between two sturdy objects and his genitals to hang down. Second participant sucks the dangling balls while the third participant inserts nugget-shaped anal beads in the planker. Planker orgasms with both balls in the mouth of the second participant and the nuggest being yanked from his ass. All three participants scream "WASABI!!!"

Heather and Pat had a great time introducing Jed to nugget planking. All three of them reached WASABI!!

by pooniwoven October 14, 2011

planker

a person that flys radio controlled air planes

That Bob guy is such a nice planker.

by brnns December 30, 2009