Gerthantheclopse

A big guy (or girl) with large enough breasts that it is impossible or difficult to clean the space in between. Thus, sweat and dirt accumulates in the cavity.

I'm not playing shirts vs skins with that guy... he's a total Gerthantheclopse!

I motorboated this Gerthantheclopse last week, and now I have hepatitis.

You're welcome to titfuck me, but I'm warning you, I'm a Gerthantheclopse.

by Prongka December 18, 2008

Gurth

1. The short version of calling someone Gurta.
2. Brad's least favorite word because he's too much of a nasty grinch and think's wrong

"Brad cringes when ever Gurta mentions Gurth and reads the definition of it."

by MommaMini November 29, 2017

garth mongrel

half up, mongrel, half mast, semi, drooper
When a male organ(penis) is half erect, not completely hard

I tried to have sex last night, but I was so drunk/munted, all I could manage was a garth mongrel!!

by big godzirra May 16, 2008

GILTHRW

Girl I'd Like To Have Relations With

Man she's so fine, she a GILTHRW!!

by jCHRIST_69 August 14, 2011

Girten

Epic Faux Hawk, the kind of hairdo that makes women (men, too) go into a complete insanity fit at the awesomeness of it. Think Beatles hysteria. Crying, murderous hysteria.

You know, that dude Jimmy is totally rocking a girten.

by Sweaty Steve June 13, 2011

Chagurt (pronounced cha-girt)

cheese+yogurt as well as semen, jizz

I heard Chuck sprayed her face down and she didn't clean it off for days-- it was smelly like Chagurt (pronounced cha-girt)

by lesoldham April 25, 2013

The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

by Alex January 20, 2004