Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.

She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.

by legsmalone May 25, 2010

the rag fertilizer

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.

The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.

by nates small weiner August 11, 2010

school boy fern

A baller ass nigga who will fuck yo bitch any day of the week. Also he gets hella pussy and if you talk about him he will fight you and you will get your life ended

Y'all hear about that nigga named School Boy Fern ya he fucken my bitch TWICE!

by School Boy Fern December 18, 2016

washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

jose maria fernandes

José Maria Fernandes is a Portuguese name. José Maria Fernandes is often a person with low arguing capabilities that will shove his point of view down your throat, he will not care about what you have to say. Is often described as a daydreamer that can't connect 2 thoughts.

Hey Look it's jose maria fernandes... such an Idiot!

by Jonh du March 28, 2017

ryan and fernanda

Ryan and Fernanda Is the perfect couple everyone is jelous of and loves. Everyone is always around them because they have eachothers backs and are so positive with eachother. They are absolutely #COUPLEGOALSWORTHY and inseparable. Don't ever try and break them because they will break u if u ever try to separate them. They will be togeter for the rest of internity and will love eachother till the end. Btw this couple is killer under the covers and I can't describe how perfect they are for eachother

Person1: Did you see that couple, there such a Ryan and Fernanda
Person 2: I wish I was in a couple like that!

by DerekLucioIsCool May 25, 2017

aaliyah nevaeh fernandez

Aaliyah is a beautiful lady that can make everyone laugh and anyone would smile when they hear her voice. She is most likely a straight A student and she gives good advice. She can be a bitch but you have to get to know her first. If you get on her bad side she will confront you. She can get any guy she wants but she chooses a great guy and stays loyal to him. She will most likely always want to cuddle with her man and she will ALWAYS be loving towards her boyfriend.

Aaliyah Nevaeh Fernandez is always herself

by William stanford May 14, 2018