Zelong

An extremely asian person. While generally highly intelligent, lacks basic grammar skills.

No way, you aced that test - so Zelong.

by DrJazz July 27, 2009

Zell Miller

a badass pimp with balls

Thank God for Zell Miller. Without him, I never would have realized that my personal beliefs are more important than the beliefs of my party, and I never would have been inspired to leave the Republican party, which has now become a conservative dictatorship.

Zell Miller showed me the light. He showed me that partisanship in this country is ridiculous and that middle-of-the-road voters get fucked up the ass by this fucking retarded two-party system.

by Bob Saget November 17, 2004

zelos

one having disgusting pancake nipple breasts.

omfg she showed me her boobs and she was a total zelos!

by sstm January 1, 2009

Legend of Zelda

Only the best game series to have ever been invented, this was developed and published by Nintendo. It started in 1987 and since then has been better and better. The latest was scheduled to come out in 2015 but was postponed to 2016 to make it better than before, and it is going to be best fucking game in the history of history!

"What is 'The Legend of Zelda?'"

"Correct! 400 points."

by Legend of Zelda, the Nerd Herd October 26, 2015

Zellers

When there is a clear choice in doing something a proper way, but for some unknown reason you are doing it another way. A way that will take 3x more effort, 3x the time, and cause 3x more problems down the road.

Man #1 "Man I had to write a report. I could have used a computer but instead i wrote it all out."
Man#2 "Wow you Zellers'd that!"

Man#1 "Yeah i got my car fixed. Went to Canadian Tire to get it done."
Man #2 "Wow you Zellers'd that!"

by J_Mich December 28, 2007

Jeanne Zelasko

Host of Fox baseball, another sportsbabe

Jeanne Zelasko is sexy.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

new zeland

Something people in New Zealand and out New Zealand seem to think New Zealand is. They think it's an uncivilised place. they think we're 60 years back just because our computers don't have the same communication speed as SETI.

Facts about this imaginary place that is really just a stereotype:

Every town only contains 4 shops. These are as follows:
-KFC
-Pub
-The warehouse
-Petrol station.

None of the roads are tar-sealed at all. the roads are pure dust, and there is no sidewalk either.

Ethnic diversity:
there are four ethnic groups in new zeland.
-pakeha
-maori
-islander
-asian

There is absolutely no existence of people from other places such as the americas, europe, or africa...with the exception of tourists, which new zelanders hate, because they don't want anyone to watch them shagging sheep.
Yes, new zelanders get turned on by beastiality, and they have sex with sheep. This is because new zelanders do not have good television or good computers.

Idiot american/aussie/new zealander/: Wow, I went to New Zeland last year. I went to this new zelander's house and his television was only 42''!

moron: only 42''? Shit! those new zelanders are SO uncivilised!

idiot: it gets worse! his internet connection speed is only 6,000,000,000 gigahurts per second!

moron: i'm glad i'm not in new zeland.

by kinzu_kiwi July 17, 2006