Apple Whore

Anyone who is Steve Jobs'es bitch and will actually buy the tablet even though the kindle came out ages ago. And will buy something just because it's Apple and Apple have produced it, I myself am an Apple Whore BUT I HAVE A KINDLE!

Apple Whore:I am waiting for the tablet and whatever comes out of Steve Jobs magical factory, god it's like Charlie and The Chocolate Factory....I got an golden Ipod!

by Bee Cee 22 January 27, 2010

Apparitional Corporate Leadership

Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.

I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs.

by chaptj August 5, 2010

Apple socks

A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.

So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.

by Noot Noot July 24, 2011

apparallegedly

used to replace apparently or allagedly when one doesn't want to waste the brain cells to figure out which is appropriate for your use.

- apparently is used when you have information that you have come upon yourself, usually using one of your 6 senses (taste, sight, hearing, feeling, smelling, or proprioception).

- alllegedly is used when you have "information" that you have come across by someone else, usually by here-say

Apparellegedly can be used in any case.

- Apparently you're doing badly in school, i'm looking at you report card and i see you have 2 Fs, 3 Ds, 2 Cs.

- I heard Kasie talking to Riley, and allegedly Samantha slept with the whole football team at the party Saturday.

Well apparallegedly, kyle punched Samson and got suspended.

by Cori Howpe November 13, 2011

apparentfuckingly

Exasperation at the bull shit surrounding the situation that is deemed unchangeable and hopeless

Apparentfuckingly I can not get a job that allows me to not work on weekends

by Roomie Quotables November 18, 2013

apple lips

sweet tasting lips. When a women or man has particulary sugary lips when you kiss them it is known as apple lips. You may usually find that him/her has a sweet tooth and enjoys apples or other fruits that have a lot of nautral sugars.

Example:
Emily: 'hey Gabe'
Gabe: 'hey Emily, wanna kiss'
Emily: 'sure why not?'
-they kiss-
Gabe: 'wow, your lips are so sweet'
Emily: 'yeah I know, search apple lips in the Urban Dictionary. It'll give you the definition of my lips'
Gabe: 'Ok! Your lips are totally apple lips!'
Emily: 'ya know, those aren't the only apple lips I have...'

by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times February 11, 2017

apple fingers

One who spends enormous amounts of time texting and emailing on their iPhone.

Look at Apple Fingers go to work on that cell phone. I’ll bet she’s nearly worn off her fingerprints.

by Homer from Gnomer December 10, 2017