shmorgishboard

When instead of eating a full course meal, you eat a bunch of random foods for your meal.
Most likely used in household that has children or lazy people.

Bob: Oh no! We are out of pizza! Oh what shall we do?

Lisa: Lets have a shmorgishboard!

by Valkyrie77 June 8, 2022

smergish

Someone who feels the need to poop in squalor as many times as it takes to become a peanut butter queen.

"I heard you could became smergish after eating peanut butter with a spoon out of a jar. On the news there was a guy who was found in an alley filled with shit and empty peanut butter jars. He attacked anyone who came close to the jars, saying they were her majesty's crown.

by CrimpusBrain.hlerrrr September 9, 2022

shmorgasm

At a Jewish wedding, when the shmorg (the pre-wedding appetizer course) exceeds one’s expectations in the wildest of ways.

Tatty, that shmorg was so good I had such a gevaldig shmorgasm!!

by Natedagrate99 September 11, 2022

shorg

When you suck penis and boobs

Gonna be doing some shorg tonight with Joe

by crazynutsack September 15, 2022

smoger

a hot sexy dude

smoger is so hot and sexy

by amogussysussy October 3, 2022

Scorge the Demon

Someone who gives no fucks and is better than TiltedLurker

Scorge the Demon doesn’t care that your mom died you still said the n word

by Scorge The Demon October 14, 2022

Shmorgley

The feeling that you are energetic but drained, awake but sleepy, and physically can't get super comfortable. Generally a hangover without the bodily discomfort of headaches, stomach aches, or serious discomfort. Being in good humors, while being physically and emotional is drained.

I just feel shmorgley after staying out at the bar after dinner.

by AnyaMynd October 29, 2022