Period

Hell designed specifically for women to give them pain and punishment. Something that seems exciting when your 12 but when you actually get it you hate it.

Hannah was moaning in pain so Allie said whats wrong hannah" and Hannah said 'I got my period"

by Emma_The_Sexy_Bitch March 7, 2013

Pervinity

When a person makes you lose your innocence and you start to be perverted.

Nicki made Robert lose his pervinity, now Robert won't stop talking about sexual activities.

by TheSexPredator August 28, 2010

perryitis

1. An injury or illness that coincides with a vacation or days off.

"My hypertension is acting up again, I'm going home sick for the rest of the week. I'm sure it will be better when I return from vacation." Sounds like a case of perryitis.

by Dr. Berry Goldwater January 5, 2012

comfort person

a comfort person is someone who makes you feel happy and safe whenever you see them. They give you so much comfort. The person who saved you. <3

he/she is my comfort person! nb’s: they are my comfort person!<3

by ilyavk May 27, 2021

Period of Enlightenment

The brief stretch of time just after a good morning shit, coinciding with ones morning coffee kicking in, that is characterized by peak mental illumination and a deep sense of physical bliss.

Jake waltzed out onto the deck, took a deep breath of the crisp morning air, plopped down in a recliner, kicked his feet up over the deck railing, clicked open the e-magazine on his iPad, took another sip of coffee, gazed off into nothingness, and sighed deeply as he entered his period of enlightenment.

by SpacemanSpiff1969 October 15, 2012

Pereiruta

A derogatory designation in Spanish that refers to a native dame of the Colombian city of Pereira; the word comes from a combination of "Pereirana" (Pereiran woman) and "Puta" (whore). Noteworthy by the local urban legend which dictates that prostitution flourished in the city after the workers were expelled from the northern city of Medellin.

Though not properly a prostitute in the whole significance of the term, a Pereiruta is referred as such because of her appearance and demeanor, which evokes an actual prostitute. A Pereiruta is not necessarily ugly, but she is remarkably skanky

"Esa muchacha tiene tremenda cara de Pereiruta." (That girl really looks like a Pereiruta)

by Beiahnu January 23, 2013

permanently borrow

To steal or acquire something and never give it back

Can I permanently borrow you’re dress?

by A Shep December 5, 2015