ham-fisting

the act of repairing things with little knowledge on the proper way of doing it. Similar to back yard mechanic but with the incentive to improve performance or resale value of the object being repaired

Did you see Nathan and Nick ham-fisting that ramp? I will probably break when they try to jump off of it.

by huck&shred March 7, 2013

ham sammich

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!

by John Godwin February 7, 2013

hangy ham

A girl who has very hangy vagina flaps that look like pieces of ham hanging down

"woah this girl calld sam had a reli hangy ham"

"i cud see her hangy ham thru her knickers, it was vile"

"her vagina hung down like a hangy ham"

by kdotpizzzzzlee July 22, 2009

ham skillet

When you fart on a women's crotch.

"How about a nice ham skillet for breakfast?"

by Alex George November 11, 2005

j-ham

short for jackhammer, j-ham is a term used for a person of incredible and immeasurable coolness

Guy 1: " Who is that guy over there?"
Guy 2: " Thats Joe, he's a j-ham"
Guy 1: " Excellent"

by Yupman December 2, 2009

the ham

reference to Chlamydia. Frequently used in the Philadelphia region by street walkers.

That ho is nasty, she got the ham.

by Ferdog March 31, 2006

Glazing the Ham

1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009