We were gonna have another kid, but then little Quinn went and committed second-degree nadslaughter at his second birthday. I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure he KNEW candy wasn't gonna come out of there.....
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Against better judgement Billy decided to take his date out for a hot Chicago Wet Beef; there was no second date.
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