crocodotting 

Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from crocodile to crocodile across a river, fjord, marshland, or other body of water with intent to cross or traverse said crocodile dotted body of water.

"Crocodotting aimlessly through the congo, Wilfred tugged listlessly at his adventure beard, his thoughts bearing the fruits of his erstwhile leaping and cavorting."

crocodotting by John Knowles Williams January 1, 2009

Crockpotting

The feeling of food churning/ bubbling/ cooking through your digestive system before you make a poop.

Geesh, I'm crockpotting from that Indian buffet; I need to find a toilet right now.

Crockpotting by Joeman575 July 9, 2017

Crockpotting

When your constipated and you place a heating pad on your stomach to somewhat liquify your terd/terds for easier passing

After eating those cold mozzarella stick I'm sure to be Crockpotting later tonight

Crockpotting by Po-dawg October 28, 2014

crockpotting

when you rizz a girl a minimum 5 hrs before you see her, essentially making her vagina “crockpot” because she is thinking about it all day and she is horny which is subconsciously preparing herself for your dick

“i told my girlfriend that I can’t wait to be inside her this morning, she’s crockpotting right now”

crockpotting by intelligent theta chi January 25, 2023