The act of probing an endermen’s anus with a endrod and sticky piston usually automated by a redstone contraption
by Unhmployed May 31, 2025
Get the Enderprobing mug.Something that only occurs within a small geographic region or a specialized class of people, e.g. constantly seeking external validation is endemic to young people
The pressure to fit in and constantly seek external validation is endemic among teenagers, making it tough for them to feel confident in their own skin.
by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025
Get the endemic mug.I have an announcement to make @Enderjed pompous twiggy cunt who’s voice pisses me off more then nails on a chalk bored I could snap him over one knee but with how tall he is one fall would do that for me
by Axiolot November 8, 2025
Get the Enderjed mug.His name is a spark in the quiet of night,
A soft-spoken star with a fiercely warm light.
In every moment, in every word you’ve said,
My heart finds a home in you, dear Enderjed.
You turn the ordinary into something new,
Coloring my days in your gentlest hue.
I never knew love could feel so widespread—
Until I felt safe in your arms, Enderjed.
So here is my promise, simple and true:
My heart beats steady, always for you.
In every tomorrow that lies ahead,
I’ll love him deeper, my sweet Enderjed.
A soft-spoken star with a fiercely warm light.
In every moment, in every word you’ve said,
My heart finds a home in you, dear Enderjed.
You turn the ordinary into something new,
Coloring my days in your gentlest hue.
I never knew love could feel so widespread—
Until I felt safe in your arms, Enderjed.
So here is my promise, simple and true:
My heart beats steady, always for you.
In every tomorrow that lies ahead,
I’ll love him deeper, my sweet Enderjed.
by DemenciaVA November 30, 2025
Get the Enderjed mug.When two of your mutual friends (they may or may not be dating) share all the gossip you tell one of them. This means you can continue conversations that you had with both, without needing to provide prior context.
by tall-brown January 5, 2026
Get the Ender Chests mug.A person who is obsessed with the lamest of values, such as being on time and sticking to all plans. These people are rich and feel very protective of their front lawn, and if they put up any kind of barrier between their home and the sidewalk, they will still claim the sidewalk as their own. South enders are usually parents, contributing a large percentage of depressed children. very much like a suburbanite. not necessarily a southerner.
Guy 1: oh kickass, we just set up this sweet jump on the dirt sidewalk.
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!
time passes, jump is hit.
South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!
time passes, jump is hit.
South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
by Blueshoe May 20, 2006
Get the south ender mug.A record or song so irritating, grating or terrible that it is nearly guaranteed to clear out any group of people from any given space.
Lamont put on Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music, the ultimate party ender, when he'd had enough of pretending he liked these people in his house.
by Andrew Mudd July 17, 2007
Get the party ender mug.