clown act

an act of excessive stupidity or ineptitude, eliciting disgust or derision from it's viewers.

The Detroit Lions offense is an absolute, fucking, clown act.

by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

clown jewels

The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.

His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.

by GarageRat August 8, 2014

Water Clown

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.

The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.

by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009

Punching The Clown

1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals

Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.

by Kenneth L. November 3, 2005

Circus Clown

A Tim Hortons employee who is heavily concealed behind vast amounts of makeup, gothic eyeliner and porn starlet red lipstick creating the appearance of a clown behind the counter.

Also known as a "CC"

Man check out CC tonight yo......that Circus Clown could juggle balls off that ass son. Shes got that hair of hers all balled up like a bozo the clown wig under that hair net.

by T-DawG November 22, 2004

clown car

noun: a vagina that has had numerous children birthed from it.

She has had 5 kids in 7 years. She has to be sportin' a clown car between her legs.

by halize March 31, 2006

Jello Clown

A person who walks as though they are a drunken clown with wobbly legs. Sometimes associated with someone who has underdeveloped leg muscles or lacks physical coordination causing an awkward scattery walk.

Ryan wokeup from a nap and was walking around the room like a Jello Clown.

by Rojia Banaei February 22, 2009