hair net

when haveing sex, geting a hand job, blow job... ect, you pull out right before coming and bust in the girls hair, it should drip around and harded into a "hair net".

"Joe gave jana a Hair net."

by purell October 05, 2007

Hair Net

A pair of women's drawls. Referring to the containment of bush.

that bitch's skirt was so short she needed a hair net

by whitbot January 07, 2005

Salty Hair Net

When a man is getting a BJ and he pulls out and shoots it in a girls hair.

Damn Grant I heard on Topix you gave e gal from The Timeout club a Salty Hair Net. You are the man!!!

by Embermatic September 11, 2013

Salty Hair Net

When getting a BJ a man pulls out and shoots "it" in a girls hair.

Dang Grant I heard you gave ole girl from Timeout club a Salty Hair Net last night. You are the man!!!!

by Embermatic September 11, 2013

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 21, 2015

polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.

"I can't find my fucking racist thing!" "Your what?" "My Polish hair net! This thing!" "You mean a pasta fork?" "Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."

by Not So Super Mario September 21, 2013