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The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.

His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.

by GarageRat August 08, 2014

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Q-ey

That weird uncomfortable feeling you get when you begin to see that maybe you really have gone too far down the rabbit hole.

Based on scanty evidence, I was thinking that maybe aliens from space were responsible, but... That's just too Q-ey.

by GarageRat March 12, 2021

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