Skip to main content

joe donald trump biden rap

*inset moaning sound effect.mp3*

fspaidufadshupfas yeah too cool uh obingus nah trumpol coopelipa biden shit face crackalacka whaaaa!!!
joe donald trump biden rap is the new raper god les goooooo

Lily & Barron Trump 

Lily and Barron Trump in love forever!

Lily and Barron sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage.

Haha! Just had to do that. But in all seriousness, I know Lily and she told be she is super in love with Barron Trump. Barron Trump is the son of Donald Trump and he told me he's really into Asian girls. I can tell because he used to love drawing anime and anime girls with big boobs, but his dad being a boomer thought he was drawing Chinese Communist cartoons.

Sunny's mother Sarah is a dumbass bitch who thinks Leon is in love with Lily, but Leon explicitly told me he only dates Black or Latina girls and he's already dating a Latina girl named Jesus Christ (weird name...I know) who is from Colombia.

But anyways, I'm super excited to see the amazing anime adventures Barron Trump draws next when he and Lily become a couple. Hopefully his dad doesn't get mad at him for drawing Chinese cartoons...😂

Pulling a Trump 

My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":

"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."
"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."

Pulling a Trump 

My version of Trump's Law, also known as "Pulling a Trump":

"While he has the right to remain silent, he doesn't have the ability."
"There he goes again, blathering away, on and on, pulling a Trump."

Better qualified than Donald Trump 

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.

dumber than trump 

to be dumber than a orange skinned old man who at one point was president of the united states

who often said incredibly dumb things
bob: Chinese writing is the same as Japanese writing it is practically the same.
chris: they are not the same thing chris pulls out his phone and looks up the differences between the two writing characters and shows bob.
bob: well both countries people look the same as one another.
chris: bob you are absolutely dumber than trump if you think that.