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Porch Cat 

A cougar that is long past her prime. The last stage in the Cougar Evolution. Usually hanging out at events that sound like they will attract a younger crowd but do not. If you see an old guy wearing blue tinted sunglasses and a hawaiian print shirt in the crowd more than likely you are in Porch Cat territory.
Guy1: Dude, what's up with this party? There is nothing but Porch Cats up in here.
Guy2: I hope we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!
Porch Cat by The Michalenko January 28, 2009
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a girl part where the guy part loves
ahhhhhhhhhh. It's in babe. Bwtw nice puddy cat.
puddy cat by GiNgErMoNsTa December 28, 2015

Spunkey the Cat God

Limecat’s Evil Twin. Separated at birth, Limecat never heard of Spunkey until years later when he showed up to claim his rightful share of Limecat’s wealth. Limecat defeated his corrupted brother in single combat, but not before he got a few more gashes in the mystic rind!

Followers of the so called “cat god” are usually very sensitive to sunlight, and freely practice dark arts. If you see one of Spunkey’s disciples you would be wise to fight to the death, for the wrath of Limecat’s displeasure would be worse then any fate at the hands of Spunkey ten fold.
Spunkey the Cat God carries no mystic Rind, it is his greatest flaw.
Spunkey the Cat God by Damen55 July 29, 2008

the Cheshire Cat 

The most frightening character ever to be spawned from literature. If you can sleep soundly at night knowing the Cheshire Cat, AKA Smiley Demon-feline is sitting outside your window, smiling at you, then you are the bravest person on the planet.
"I had a nightmare last night about the Cheshire Cat. It smiled at me, then at me alive."

Bomb Ass Cat 

An amazingly good vagina, or excellent "piece of ass." Can also be used to describe a woman who is sexually gifted to an extreme degree. Can also be a woman or sexual experience which makes a man ejaculate prematurely. Pussy is considered bomb ass cat if you constantly think about it and it is the subject of constant fantasies. Based on the phrase, "bomb ass pussy."
She's a bomb ass cat, and I'm not letting that go.

That was some bomb ass cat. I might need days to recover.
Bomb Ass Cat by BombACat July 18, 2010

Salty Cat 

When you cum on a womens stomch and she starts to moan or our like a cat and/or pussy
Man when I gave her a salty cat last night she was so loud my parents alomost woke up.
Salty Cat by Parker Hinthon April 25, 2008