Wonkface

A temporary condition, either genetic, or often caused by excessive alcohol usage, wherein an individuals face contorts to a cringed, "wonky" position. Some of the effects include lazy-eye, a lazy, half-smile or combination, appearing as if the person perhaps has a "lazy-face" or lack of muscle control in one side of their face.

Although the condition is temporary, it is often regular and repeated in many individuals.

Whenever she drinks, she gets wonkfaced; or, his ex girlfriend is a wonkface.

by Schmideo Video February 20, 2011

Wanktankerous

A combo of Wanker and canktackerous. Explicitly used to describe British douche bag musicians.

Noel Gallagher is wanktankerous.

by FogeyTron November 4, 2011

wonkalicious

Something so incredible sweet, you are imidiately diagnosed with diabetes, you imidiately gain 5 lbs, and your teeth imidiately fall out.

GAHD, after eating all dat Fun Dip, I feel sooooooooooo Wonkalicious.

by Thenihongosquad February 25, 2015

Wonk

Overused word meaning "self-important know-it-all". Everybody wishes the word would just go away.

She is a civil rights policy wonk. She knows everything; just ask her!

by Saul Goodman July 16, 2016

Wanktard

A wanktard is the mixture between a wanker and a retard.

You are a wanktard

by Hannah Short January 5, 2017

wonkadoodle

An object or situation that is wild, eccentric, and edgily brilliant.

This black hole simulation is wonkadoodle.

by nachobel April 11, 2021

wonatic

the best gowon stan, and my favorite moot

Somerandompersonontiktok: who's wonatic???
anylogicalperson: only the best kpop stan on tiktok

by hyeplumjoo October 14, 2021