weckett

Will&Beckett
A fictional slash pairing from pirates of the caribbean
Cutler Beckett & Will Turner. Weckett is not as popular as speckett but it gets around as well.

"The East India Trading Company has need of your services, we wish for you to act as our agent in a business transaction with our mutual friend, Captain Sparrow."
¯ Beckett to William Turner

"Weckett is a werid pairing but HEY! I like weird ;)"

by tokiohotel May 4, 2008

whack nap

A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.

"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"

by Lesna January 27, 2009

Whack-ass-zilla

A person who constantly acts like a jackass and does or says things that make people laugh and sometimes never knows when to stop. This person will do idiotic things to cause attention to ones self.

Nick: Did you see Charles moon those old ladies? What a whack-ass-zilla!

by Brinkster053 December 21, 2009

Whackers Cramp

A cramp located in the base of you palm that is adjacent to your thumb. It is often associated with whacking it too frequently or from hand writing.

Dude: Dude, I am suffering with chronic whackers cramp!
Person: Why?
Dude: I have been whacking my dong lots, either that or I have been writing many essay for my finals
Person: Is this whacker cramp curable?

by GirlWanker May 7, 2010

Whackama

a term used most often in conjunction with the word " stick" as an adjective. When used in singular or noun form it is in reference to repeated whackings.

Woman, get me the whackama stick.

by keiththeclarkbyjulie December 4, 2010

Whackone

A crazy, mentally unstable, female.

The whackone just asked me if I wanted to hit her.

by Morena 7 December 10, 2010

Whackbook

A computer that you mostly only use for watching porn. Cookies, history and malware don't matter because it gets used for nothing legit. That awkward moment when you realize you spent 1200 bucks on a masturbation aid.

"Dude, why do you have two laptops?"

"The black one's a whackbook."

by glubdammit December 12, 2012