whackings

The stuff left over when you are done using your weed whacker. Parallel cuttings when you cut your grass.

I just finished whacking all the weeds, but now I have to clean up all the whackings.

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Whacking it

to masturbate aggressively without stopping until you are finished.

where is tom?
i think he's whacking it in the bathroom.

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Beating one's dick for pleasure, sometimes while fondling the sack.

"Zane, the neighbors can hear you sack whacking- tone it down!"

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When a guy beats off hanging upside down like a bat.

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I saw Steve whacking up, he used a dirty needle, his been injecting drugs now for a year

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Anytime you know for certain that you will be home alone and can whack off without fear of being discovered.

My roommate hits the gym on the way home from work every Wednesday. The Whacking Hour begins as soon as I grab my laptop and some lube.

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Hand or hands of an individual male that have been used to pleasure oneself.

Person #1: why didn't you give Rick a high 5?

Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.

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