Tristan

Hot as fuck, but can also be dumb as fuck sometimes, not willing enough to take risks in the relationship department, also might have a massive dick.

"Is that Tristan?"
"Yes but I wouldn't try getting him to date you, he's kind of an idiot when it comes to that department."

by Fml101 September 12, 2017

Tristan

He has a huge cock.

"Do you knwo this guy called Tristan?"
"Ohh you mean this dude who has this big dick? yeh I know Tristan"

by ArchyFish October 7, 2017

Tristan

Tristan could be your friend one minute and your Enemy the next because he is and unfunny guy who likes to play around to much

Guy:Tristan reported me for some stupid shit
Tristan:that's what you

by Small dick white boi October 28, 2017

Tristan

Tristan is a wonderful person who is always there for you when you need it. He has a awful but adorable sence of humour.He is very kind but puts himself down often and needs support sometimes.He is very positive and finds the beauty in everyone. He is very quick and energetic and will always crack the awkward moments.

You know Tristan? He is always positive yet awkward.

by Jefferson randell April 23, 2018

Tristán

Is the best person in the whole world. He considers himself a walking disaster, but is the most precious and magnificent human being that ever existed. He is funny, beautiful, and has great taste in almost every topic. Also he is a smart-ass and a romantic person. I’m so blessed with his existence, so happy that we met, and I love him so much that I’m afraid that my heart might explode. If he reads this by any chance, I wanna let him know that he is the love of my life and that I hope we can build the perfect future together.

“–Who is the most important person in your life?

–Tristán, of course.”

by thxnkcxld March 6, 2018

tristanee

A very thirsty chick.

It was so hot outside It made Tristanee very thirsty.

by beth-any May 11, 2018

tristan lima

Too many words describe Tristan Lima, but to name but a few....
Adorable, amazing, funny, smart, athletic, and did I forget to say adorable? He's really cute!

Tristan Lima is so god damn adorable!

by Will this ever work oh my lord May 19, 2018