iPhone-a-friend

n. The act of using a regular cell phone to get information by calling someone who is sitting at a computer and can surf the internet by proxy.

"We are hopelessly lost. I'll just use my iPhone-a-friend and my mom can get us directions from Google Maps."
"When are you going to get a real iPhone, you cheap ass?"

by nepenthean December 29, 2007

Iphone Fucking

Well due to the fact Iphone's do "everything" (yes, look at the first description of iphone on Urban Dictionary). I was led to not believe this, but I had to take my afternoon shit, and I forgot to bring my iphone with me. So I got back to my room and my brother was fucking the shit out of this girl. I'm like, "Woa what are you doing". When he saw me the girl instantaniously transformed back into my iphone.

So an Iphone Fucker is one who fucks an Iphone ,whether it be a hot girl that the iphone transformed into, or just plain fucking an iphone cause you're bored.

Georgie: Hey Joe last night I fucked this real sexy girl in your bedroom!
Joe: Well that explain this salty white spot on my Iphone.... Fuck You Gerogie!
Gerogie: ..... Awe C'mon Joe I was just Iphone Fucking your Iphone

by I-sack1200 August 18, 2011

iphone

iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone ( a blackberry), a widescreen iPod with touch controls (a COWON Q5W), and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device (again a COWON Q5W). iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software (again a COWON Q5W), letting you control everything with just your fingers (again a COWON Q5W). So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device(As seen in a COWON Q5W), completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone. So, what you bought is a COWON Q5W that fucked a blackberry.

If you already have a cell phone, then don't buy an iphone.

by qblatphemy July 7, 2008

iphone

fucking piece of shit

1: hey what did you get
2: an iphone
1: you fucking piece of shit

by sukebe October 22, 2007

iPhoneme

Distinctive features that make the iPhone unique from any other cell phone on the market today.

Apple's iPhonemes place the iPhone in a class by itself.

by BeachSaint August 5, 2008

iPhonetics

The study of iPhoning and/or using your iPhone.

"He studied Cellphone Technology for years, but majored in iPhonetics. He downloaded thousands of apps and recieved his iPhonetical doctorate."

by AnotherAlias March 10, 2009

iphone tourettes

epic auto-correct fail on iphone when trying to type Haha.
random word picked by iphones auto correct feature.

aka: Habsburg

Brenda: Dude this IM is showing you on and off then on and offline again...I think it's tripping.

Richard: Habsburg

Brenda: Habsburg? WTH?

Richard: Hahahahahaha sorry stupid autocomplete.

Brenda: I think you have iphone tourettes...HABSBURG!

by ileanwidit October 21, 2010