hoseymin 

Combination meaning hot, sexy, and mine!

Who Mario? Yeah, that hoseymin is great!

hoseymin by Brittany Pocrunkhic March 17, 2008

hosemonkey

Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.

"That hosemonkey did a good job taking that person out of the car at the accident scene."

hosemonkey by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006

hoser

A Canadian term of both derision and affection, popularized - but NOT invented - by the MacKenzie Brothers (from their "Great White North" segments on the old SCTV programme).

Used as a negative, it basically means "idiot." When used positively, it's a phrase of light endearment.

In both cases, it is most effective when the subject(s) displays stereotypically Canadian attributes.

NEG - "They drank all our beers and smoked all our smokes. What a bunch of Hosers."

POS - "They drank all our beers and smoked all our smokes, but took the ski-doos to get more before the hockey game started. What a bunch of Hosers."

hoser by Peter Steen May 25, 2006

Hosepipe Ban 

The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.

"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"

"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"

"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".

Hosepipe Ban by Salsa July 31, 2005

hoser

Canadian term popularized by the McKenzie brothers referring to someone clumsy or stupid who drinks beer excessivly.

"You hoser, eh!"

hoser by Bowman June 16, 2002

Hoseok 

A literal daddy someone who i would fall for in .5 seconds i want him so bad and it’s driving me insane he’s so precious and sweet he’s a cute little ball of sunshine and happiness one from the heavens but he also has a monster between his legs ;)

who’s hoseok?
god.

Hoseok by Shaeblue November 12, 2018

Hoser Poser 

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!

Hoser Poser by smilygrl December 7, 2009