epic failure

2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII

Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated

by veritas347 February 7, 2008

epic Nguyen

pronounced the same as "epic win"
can be used to stand for epic win, but can also be described as extremely asian.

"Dude! Look at that guy with the bamboo hat on the moped. That's so epic nguyen!!"

by Brock Lee from H-Town October 14, 2009

Epic Fail

A failure of epic proportions, often happening during an attempt at what should have been easily attainable.

the fact that you had to look up Epic Fail.

by UndergroundInsomniac July 24, 2009

EPIC SHIT

When you sit in your bathroom on the toilet trying to explode the bowl and in the process you blow up the whole entire house.

I took an EPIC SHIT and saw god in the heavens.

by Fart McPoophead December 16, 2011

Epic fail

The lamest thing you can possibly say.

Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.

Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

by levia December 5, 2009

epic shithousery

When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.

Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.

Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?

Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.

by Bayesoir December 8, 2020

epic angles

when a fat guy/girl on myspace has there display picture at a angle making it seem like there skinny.

ewwww dude this girl has some epic angles going.

by Fatal Jinx April 19, 2009