ballzach smack

When a darshist bangs his chick 'till she's sopping wet, then gives her a slap her in the face with his wet hand.

Ballzach was three knuckles deep in his chick last night, until he decided to pull 'em out and give her a ballzach smack.

by Ballzy89 April 29, 2009

Vagina Smack

A swift backhand directly to the vagina.

Yo man, last night I was walking down the hallways at school and I vagina smacked some broad!

by Big Lou Watcha Gonna do April 17, 2011

that hoe smack

Something very enjoyable, or pleasing to the senses.

Mike, eating Mac n Cheese: mmm dammn bruh, that hoe smack!

by big.daddy.schaef May 29, 2018

shaq smack

1.When a man with a large penis menefests himself out of nowhere and proceeds to smack you with his 400lb+ man meat.
2.When Shaq comes out of nowhere and denies/rejects you by slaping you down with his huge piece.

1.I was just standing there and all of a sudden, a man came up and hit me down with his large dick, later I was informed that I was Shaq Smacked.
2.As the man made the shot outside the key, Shaq proceeded to jump 9ft into the air and decimate the man with his large penis.

by BurninPanda March 30, 2005

smack the monkey

A Slang word for Male Masturbation

Guy: What you gonna do tonite?
Other Guy: Im gonna smack the monkey!

by jo4n5 July 15, 2005

Shadow-Smack

a deliberate slap against innocent bystanders in which the shadow-smacker harnesses the power of the light to cast a shadow upon ones face in a repeated slapping motion. Can also be used to diminish someone's self esteem.

Mary Beth got shadow-smacked so hard that her light bulbs blew up.

by cheeseguppy May 9, 2010

shmuck

(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.

Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.

by TuneEsq January 27, 2003