doin the jamarcus russell

A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.

Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak

by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010

Russell "the Luv Muscle" Lemaster

The one and only "Legendary Luv Muscle" "Big Jim Reaper" "Kentucky King of Kickass" "the Deity of Doin It" "the Hardcore Hillbilly Heartthrob",the real reason Luv Muscle means anything in today's society,this man is the reason for the big dick myths and legends associated with Russell or Luv Muscle,the sexiest critter to ever crawl out the Appalachian mountains,lover, fighter, friend,father,an forever a Legendary HOTTIE!!!!!

Is that Russell "the Luv Muscle" Lemaster quick get a pic with me a d him together .

by BigJimReaper February 24, 2023

Zane Russell

A nasty skank a$$ boi. Has above average personality, insanely good-looking, isn’t afraid of a bit of NOS poisoning and can pump some pretty off-the-charts sk8erboi moves. You’d be lucky as hell to know a Zane Russell. And even luckier if one fell in love with you.

Person 1 - Whoa BRUH, you be pullin’ bitches all night!! How do you do that?

Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.

by Josh4win November 22, 2021

Rachael & Russell

Perhaps the greatest couple of all time. Rachael is such a caring individual who has the worlds largest heart and had so many skills & qualities that it would be impossible to name them all! Russell is there to be by her side through thick and thin. He'll love her unconditionally till the day he dies. It was meant to be. Rachael is the definition of perfection. Everything from her snort when she laughs, natural beauty without all that makeup, her beautiful smile, and love for Coldplay. Russell, is just a crazy and outgoing individual who is so lucky to have a girl like Rachael I'm his life. It is perfection. Other couples are jealous, but it's okay. They totally understand.

Girl: "Babe, why aren't we a Rachael & Russell couple!"
Guy: "It's because we aren't perfection"

by ItsAllAboutTheFarmAnimals January 6, 2013

Russelism

Russelism is a populist version of monarchist socialism. Russelism is artificially manipulating the situation so that conspirators from a rag proletariat and a precariat lead the revolution over a rag proletariat in order to create a socialist dictatorship. Russelism is a political fascist, economic center, ecologically sustainable, socially ultra-modern and culturally traditional. Also, Russelism was created as a vindictive response by war-makers, the disabled, socialists, progressives, fascists, dictators and anti-Americans to pacifism, validism, capitalism, conservatism, liberalism, democracy, and Americanism. In fact, Russelism is paratrial state control over the economy or a mixture of Monarchism, Fascism and Blanquism.

Russelism is a populist version of monarchist socialism created by Johan van der Heide from Willemsoord of the Netherlands.

by Johan2001 September 9, 2020

Russel

Russel is a great person, but also is a school shooter but if you get to know him he is very cool.

I like russel but he is dangerous

by rikiyah nigggggg February 28, 2023

Russell

Russell can be the most annoying person ever and really doesnt know when to stop. But other than that he is very active and good looking. He will be a really good friend and won't stop making you laugh. But if you get him mad, he will do something about it and you will not enjoy it. He is very smart academicaly but doesnt always make the right decisions.

Mom: Where's Russell?

Sister: He's outside, duh.

by helloitzme757 February 25, 2018