ken doll crotch

Referring to a person with, in theory, no twig and berries. Just a smooth nether region.
Oscar - "Hey, K-Rocc, your a homo!"

K-Rocc - "Listen here Ken doll crotch, at least I got something"
by K-Rocc January 7, 2010
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Plastic Fuck Doll

A terrible sex partner. Does nothing but lays there and takes it with no signs of enjoyment.
"How was that chick you hooked up with last night?"
"She was terrible! She was nothing but a plastic fuck doll!"
by Anonymous4564 May 3, 2009
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wind-up doll

A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)
Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.
by Shawn B. June 21, 2003
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Russian Doll

A good show about this kind of sleazy Jew chick who gives off Janus Joplin vibes and gets stuck in a groundhogs day type situation. The second second has a severely underutilized Sharlto Copley. That's a waste of a perfectly good Sharlto Copley.
Hym "Yeah, I see you Russian Doll. You can go fuck yourself. Not a paranoid Schizophrenic. I don't like the parallel you drew there. I did like the show though...."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2022
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Internet dolls

A group of divas who own every community they enter. Notorious for eating up everyone they go after. They've done it all, they're unstoppable.
by KJJJJJJJ October 2, 2021
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Vonny The Ken Doll

Vonny The Ken Doll also known as Vaughn Sweetland is a Canadian television personality and media mogul. Vonny The Ken Doll also runs celebrity gossip site under the name Vonny The Ken Doll alongside his colleague Persia Ramedani from Personal Persia.
I read it on Vonny The Ken Doll's website
by MinajKIM November 22, 2010
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Russian sex doll

A sex doll made to appear Russian in ethnicity. Often they are given a Russian name.
Larry has a huge thing for Russian sex dolls; he just can't get off on a sex doll unless it is blonde and named Anastasia or something.
by LKLD December 11, 2009
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