december 29

National Suck Dick Day (females only)

December 29 is the day your gf has to give you head whenever you ask for it (it’s polite to return the favor

by BigDaDYDY2937471 April 12, 2019

december 29th

pretty much if you were born on this day, it’s your birthday. but if you’re name is liliana ortiz and you were born on this day in 2003, you are a stupid bitch who doesn’t deserve to live. that’s all.

“my birthday is on december 29th.”
“four days after christmas?”
“yeah!”
“cool!”

by retartpie October 15, 2019

December 20

This day is where all the crackheads was born. If your child has this birthday, oh boy, good luck mate..

1 mom: Hey when does your kid have their birthday?
2 mom: December 20th
1 mom: oh gosh

by Gothmyass October 16, 2019

December 25th

today is the day where u should always be happy and let nobody take ur pride away from you

"Today's December 25th! im so happy 🥺"

by mylifeiswow748492 November 28, 2019

December 20

The day the most gorgeous breath taking female was born

Person1: hey it’s December 20 you know what day it is

Person2: oh yeah it’s the day the most amazing gorgeous female was born!

by Hey dudes November 6, 2020

December 24

The day the king aka Louis Tomlinson was born

Me: hey do you know what day it is?
Girl: Christmas Eve December 24th!

Me: ugh no it’s Louis Tomlinson’s birthday!

by Goldenhourbabe December 6, 2020

December 27

A day for everyone that's having backlash from Christmas. Just a day to be depressed. That's it. Or it could be the celebration of your family leaving finally

Tyler: It's December 27
Marla: No wonder I'm so depressed today

Example #2
Jessica: Thank God. 2 days after Christmas and they finally left

by thebestdefinitionmaster69 October 15, 2019