cockloaded

It means your angry because you were supposed to get some pussy, but you were too drunk to hit it.

I'm not in the mood, I'm cockloaded.

by Cockedandloaded December 14, 2014

cockatoos

A gay bar where homosexual enjoy in engaging in sexual behavior with each other.

A bar

A sex club

A homosexual establishment

A bar where there is no turning back

Steven loves going to cockatoos

OMG, steven said, let's go to cockatoos !

Cockatoos is my favorite place said a steven.

The stevensons family vacation was at cockatoos !

NEVER go to cockatoos said the rest of the world !

by harshetandoor February 9, 2015

cockito

a recently coined word by the latinos meaning small cock

let's observe:
latina: oh, baby let's make love
some asian: sure mamita
latina: oh no, this won't do, you have a cockito

by Mr.Guy_Boyman February 12, 2015

CockDolphin

When a straight female cums and she sounds like a Dolphin and kills the mood.

Jake: Dude, how was your night with Sara?
Chris: It wasn't great. She's a real CockDolphin.

by Elcitoburrito March 14, 2016

Cockdom

The male stage of puberty

Mom why am I getting hair in weird places. It's just cockdom honey.

by FuzzMelon May 17, 2016

cockgobbler

To insert a penis in ones mouth to the point where the testicles are rest on another's chin and the sounds of gagging are made.

"Wow, look at her/him taking in that penis so deep, they are such a cockgobbler"

by corsocon February 26, 2017

Cockfoolery

The fine art of being foolish with another cock on H1Z1.

Time to do some casual cockfoolery.

by OGHairyGrandpa March 8, 2017