Cock Chops

When you trim your pubic hair but leave a bush on both sides of your cock like mutton chops.
Hey man, I am totally shaving my junk into a nice set of cock chops.
by ChopperSicBawls November 19, 2009
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Judo Chop

The act of taking your hand and making a chop motion on a persons shoulder near the neck area while saying in a loud manner, "Judo chop-HAI!"

1. Find a victim.
2. Creep up behind them.
3. Make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 Raise your hand and chop the victim's shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. Say the phrase, "Judo Chop HAI!" While doing so.
6. Walk away.
by JudoJoo November 19, 2008
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chop off

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off
i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off
by cred80 March 05, 2009
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real chop

1)Stop acting dumb Dan or I'm going to kick your ass real chop.

2) Hey I'm coming over to your house real chop

3) Dude she really likes you real chop
by Sammy619 March 14, 2007
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screwed and chopped

The art of slowing down an original track and remixing it to perfection.
Fuck Action 38 - screwed and chopped by OG Ron C
by james September 12, 2004
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Chopped not slopped

When an artist re-records an album in such a way it sounds like you are listening to it while tripping on lean.
Person 1: Bruh, have you heard At.Long.Last.A$AP?
Person 2: Yeah, but I was tripping on lean, so I didn't like it.
Person 1: YI heard the chopped not slopped version too! Rocky ruined the album.
by kirthak316 July 27, 2016
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Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.
John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"
by TabbyDabby April 01, 2013
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