by ChopperSicBawls November 19, 2009
Get the Cock Chopsmug. The act of taking your hand and making a chop motion on a persons shoulder near the neck area while saying in a loud manner, "Judo chop-HAI!"
1. Find a victim.
2. Creep up behind them.
3. Make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 Raise your hand and chop the victim's shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. Say the phrase, "Judo Chop HAI!" While doing so.
6. Walk away.
2. Creep up behind them.
3. Make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 Raise your hand and chop the victim's shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. Say the phrase, "Judo Chop HAI!" While doing so.
6. Walk away.
by JudoJoo November 18, 2008
Get the Judo Chopmug. when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off
i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off
by cred80 March 5, 2009
Get the chop offmug. 1)Stop acting dumb Dan or I'm going to kick your ass real chop.
2) Hey I'm coming over to your house real chop
3) Dude she really likes you real chop
2) Hey I'm coming over to your house real chop
3) Dude she really likes you real chop
by Sammy619 March 14, 2007
Get the real chopmug. by james September 11, 2004
Get the screwed and choppedmug. When an artist re-records an album in such a way it sounds like you are listening to it while tripping on lean.
Person 1: Bruh, have you heard At.Long.Last.A$AP?
Person 2: Yeah, but I was tripping on lean, so I didn't like it.
Person 1: YI heard the chopped not slopped version too! Rocky ruined the album.
Person 2: Yeah, but I was tripping on lean, so I didn't like it.
Person 1: YI heard the chopped not slopped version too! Rocky ruined the album.
by kirthak316 July 27, 2016
Get the Chopped not sloppedmug. Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.
Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.
Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.
John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.
When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"
When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"
by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013
Get the Chopping Onionsmug.