ouija board

An object of power that has given me great amounts of success in my love life, job, social life and schooling.

May the evil spirits infest you life and allow them to suck you into Ansem's darkness. You'll love it more than god, (as if she exists). Ouija, go out and create Chaos Emporer Dragon and Yata-Garasu. Mmm hmm... YES MASTER!!

by m0p1ka January 26, 2005

Bam margera message board

bam is gay but he is sexy...fuck bam

he is a gay fag wad umm but we all watn to rape him

by i want your man meat trunchen April 8, 2004

feet board

usually known as skateboard... but because of the fingerboards, evolving into a handboards, i think handboards will evolve into a feetboard where you can use your feet to play.

i'm a fucking feetboarder! what is a skateboard?

by curved shit August 13, 2003

head bang board

A board that you show a person, and they magically run the fuck into it, causing severe head trauma.

"Tony pissed me off, so i showed him my fucking head bang board."

by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

cock-board

A cock board is when you stick a dildo on a skateboard.

"cock-boarding". Fucking the dildo while its on a skate board

Wanna sit on my cock-board ?

by tigwig April 26, 2011

Chalk Board

Often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one cums all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. Then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.

Those two bitches got chalk boarded last night. See my name is on their stomachs.

by JAD October 6, 2003

Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

by Roardawg August 3, 2017