glass-bottomed boat

Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar

Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.

by foug December 15, 2003

Size of the boat

The "Boat" refers to the size of a penis. The expression is used when a person says when he/she talks about penis size. This statement is usually countered with the motion of the ocean.

The motion of the ocean is better than the size of the boat.

by Jimmy Balmar March 17, 2010

Wooden Boat

A woman who looks attractive from a distance, but up close needs a lot of work done in order to actually be attractive

Man, she was like a wooden boat...looked good from a distance, but up close you can tell she was in need of more than just paint and varnish

by Furry Trout December 23, 2008

Boat People

A group of the fucking best guys on Nantucket that go out on a boat every Sunday! They are required to drink many beers, spray urine, make fun of all you non-boat people assholes, and abide by a strict set of rules to ensure a very "waspy" boat day! Boat people rule!!!

Fat lady: What are boat people?
Boat people: We're like a fucking motorcycle gang on the water!
Everyone wants to be Boat People but only a select few make it!

by Beer, Beer, Beer August 20, 2016

suck the man out of the boat

to suck the clit from the lips of a cunt.

She loves it when i suck the man out of the boat.

by green shit July 6, 2006

latina boat show

a very attractive or striking woman, of such caliber as to model at a boat show

Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?

Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.

by Mike December 22, 2004

Trash Boat

The 37th gender approved by the LGBT.

I'm mad, there is no bathroom for Trash Boats.

by Trash Boat37 February 10, 2017