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Rusty Waterfall 

The act of standing astraddle over another person who is laying on the floor while you pour a beer or other clear beverage down your ass crack, thus allowing it to cascade rustily down into the other person's open mouth.
"Don't kiss that girl! She got a Rusty Waterfall last night!"

Wrist Waters on my Neck 

When Sega is a wreck.
"Wrist waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck."

shart infested waters 

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
shart infested waters by GR-44 November 5, 2015

coco and stuff the watermelon 

when your having sex and you use your ball sweat to lubricate a watermelon and then stuff it into an asshole while shoving it deeper with your dick
coco and stuff the watermelon please in my ass

Walter Mercado

Walter Mercado is a force of nature without beginnings or endings. Once he was a star, but now he is a constellation
Walter Mercado will never leave us, but will live on in the hearts of all who loved him. Mucho, Mucho, Mucho Amor
Walter Mercado by Swami Patrick October 3, 2020
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walter