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Polish Popcorn

When someone consumes nothing but sweetcorn for a few days then places a heated butt plug in there ass. Finally when the popcorn is ready the maker will bend over and deliver their freshly prepared produce to a hungry individual to munch on.
The kind Polish man ate his sweetcorn and put his butt plug on heat to prepare for his movie night with his hungry friend. He knew how his friend enjoyed Polish Popcorn
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synthetic finger popping 

The sound of somebody popping their fingers, created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis -- not all unlike how synthetic clapping, synthetic cans, synthetic car horns, etc. are produced.
Kat McSnatch's song, "I Don't Like You" is terrific, but it would be even better if it had synthetic finger popping it instead of real finger popping.
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You Look like a Dirty Poptart 

This is one of the Famous song's by Vuxvux It's an Insult that goes with a Rap.
Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."

popcorn surprise 

a hole cut in the bottom of a movie theater popcorn container in which the penis is inserted. the popcorn is shared with the girl who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.
self describing
popcorn surprise by Nick Martelli January 14, 2004
n. 1.) A sandwhich in the 'High Speech', from Stephen King's Dark Tower series.
2.) A word Loran often calls Austin, means he is cute and sexy.
ex.} "i miss you, popkin"
popkin by curtis December 25, 2003

popsicle 

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.
"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."
popsicle by Hank Thompkins January 9, 2009

Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! 

Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.
Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"

Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"