Watermelon Sugar

Something that never dies or loses relevance, yet something that was never understood.

Man, I don't think I'll ever understand the true meaning of Watermelon Sugar.

Watermelon Sugar by hazardly March 11, 2021

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait) 

literally every youtuber nowadays

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait) by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

Watertouch 

When shit's still hanging from your butt while touching water at the same time.

Guys guess what? I succeeded in watertouching today ^^

Watertouch by vispi October 8, 2009

In Watermelon Sugar

"In Watermelon Sugar" is an American postmodern post-apocalyptic novel by Richard Brautigan written in 1964 and published in 1968.

I love that In Watermelon Sugar novel for being so far out, written by Brautigan, the last of the Beatniks. Needs a concluding chapter though.

In Watermelon Sugar by CasonJarswell November 25, 2020

Walter Ayala Pacheco 

A child from San Miguel who goes on adventures with his blind brother who’s helper gives out Jolly Ranchers to everyone else. Walter attempts to destroy the black communities and complete the mission to spread awareness of El Salvador’s crippling poverty.

Person 1: Do you know about Walter Ayala Pacheco?
Person 2: Of course! I donated $500 to El Salvador so he wouldn’t kill me.
Person 1: Oh shit I should help so I don’t die.

Walter Ayala Pacheco by SootGremlin August 28, 2019

I carried a watermelon 

I can believe I actually said that...so uncool

As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"

I carried a watermelon by caroline mcc July 14, 2006

Watertown 

Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and Canada are its neighbors, by the way.

Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.

Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.

Everyone in Watertown hates Watertown, and everyone that isn't in Watertown wants to go there. No one ever leaves.

Watertown by Bags McBaggin' March 30, 2011