H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 

A nicer way of saying or typing the word, "Hell".
It is similar to the phrases, "H-E-Double-Toothpicks" and, "H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks".

Why the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws did you break those light bulbs in Mikey's bed?!?
Mikey never did anything to you to piss you off in that manner.

H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws by Telephony August 26, 2014

Sofre e aceita 

Sofre e aceita é um termo utilizado depois de algo mau acontecer, como terminar uma relação. Normalmente utilizado antes de beber um shot.

Jonh: Fogo.. Ela Acabou comigo
Ryan: Sofre e aceita

*bebem*

Sofre e aceita by AkaRusso October 7, 2021

Total Efficiency Coefficient, (T.E.C.)

T.E.C. Is the closest possible approximated measure of energy expended in any biochemical and or socioeconomic process from start (A) to finish (B) generally portrayed in calories and represented as a percentage in decimal form.

i.e. A boat carrying a load from South Africa to Beijing has a stand still value of (Xcalories) @ point (A)=Xcal. divided by the total calculable energy in calories expensed in “fuel”, “labor”, “payload loss” and “mechanical breakdown” used upon reaching point (B)=Xcal. where {Xt.e.c. = (A)Xcal. / (B)Xcal.}.

*Xt.e.c. = Total Efficiency Coefficient, (T.E.C.)

Total Efficiency Coefficient, (T.E.C.) by G.O.H. Ent.,Inc. October 12, 2022

glowing E.T. heart 

When a bowl, waterfall, or gravity bong is sufficiently rolling and resembles the glowing heart of E.T

I couldn't help but smile as I watched the water run from my waterfall creating a beautiful glowing E.T. heart

glowing E.T. heart by shwave dave May 4, 2010

D.E.N.N.I.S System 

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.

Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect

Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."

D.E.N.N.I.S System by Anticapital666 November 22, 2009

C & E Catholics

A person who only attends mass on Christmas and Easter.

Observing his larger than usual Easter congregation, Father Dick took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. ".....and it's so nice to see my C & E Catholics this morning. We see so little of you, that when you do attend mass we have to break out the Ritz crackers"

(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)

This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.

C & E Catholics by Chat Noir May 24, 2008

Wall-e 

By far the greatest pixar film. The best film I've seen that probably has to do with global warming.That sends a deep meaningful message.

Wall-e sends a huge message to us all it is a deep but cute movie.

Al Gore: Manbearpig.

Wall-e by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009