Eli. 

(Background: Israeli)
The universal name of every Israeli known to man kind. Ever.

My Israeli dog's name is Eli.
My Israeli friend's name is Eli.
My Israeli midget's name is Eli.

Eli. by Shiri May 19, 2004

Eli. 

Crusty, musty old semen.

Wow, did you see how much Eli that guy just downed?!

Eli. by Bankotsu March 19, 2005

Eli 

Eli is the type of friend who will always be there for you no matter what. He won't be the one you call up to go get drinks with downtown but he's the one who will always be there to give you professional advice, financial advice, or just any second opinion about any serious life changing decisions. He's the friend who will always try to help you solve any problems in life, in school, or in work. Even if he has no knowledge on the matter he will immediately drop everything to go learn in order to help you out. You can always count on Eli's to be the friend who will help you with literally anything. Eli's only ask their friends to be honest with them and to trust them and to be patient.

Eli is a great friend, he spent 10 hours yesterday helping me clean out my garage.

Eli by Jack9736 August 1, 2021

Eli 

My fucking pickle daddy

I love eli

Eli by Chayimushkibeepbeep February 8, 2021

eli 

the weird friend

eli has scoliosis

eli by MassiveCouchPotato January 26, 2021

Eli 

When I was writing this Eli was eating a bell pepper. Eli likes bell peppers.

Person 1: What does Eli like.
Person 2: bell peppers.

Eli by The Rigs man December 6, 2018

Eli 

The name of the ex boyfriend you will never stop having feelings for and whom will cross your mind very often.
Also, he has amazing eyes and an incredible sense of humor. There is no one in this world like him.

– Are you still in love with him?
– With Eli? Yes but please don't tell.

Eli by Shut-up-and-drive May 26, 2015