Great Story, Tell it Again

When someone tells an incredibly stupid story with no meaning, so everyone around them says, "Great story. Tell it again."

Person: Once I walked down the hallway, but I needed to get to class, so I started to run, but then I saw a teacher so I stopped.

Everyone around person: Great story, tell it again.

by 3RDIE November 26, 2010

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

by your best idiot May 23, 2010

Smell & Tell

Adult male version of "Show & Tell" where a guy places his index and middle fingers under his buddy's nose to indicate that he just finger-banged a chick.

P-Phat: I never liked "Show & Tell" in school.

MOCO: Really?

P-Phat: But I love Smell & Tell!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

jizz n' tell

when you jizz on a girl and you tell all your friends.

Paris Hilton: i don't like when you guys jizz n' tell

Fat Guy: oh well i made a sex video so too late.

Paris Hilton: well i hope you make some money on it and i get half

by Ryan Erickson's friend jizz April 26, 2009

tellico plains

tellico is nothing but redneck, meth making, cousin lovers, coon killing nasty freaks.

you can tell their from tellico plains.

by cody waston November 6, 2017

miles teller

Miles Teller is an actor known for Divergent and Fantastic Four. He portrays Peter in Divergent and is one of the villains.

Did you see Miles Teller in Divervent?

by Dancrjew November 28, 2015

Show And Tell Girl

A girl who is dated only because of her appearance, so that she can be showed off to her boyfriend's friends.

-Jake and Crystal are a really nice couple, or what?
-Nah, he's only dating her because she's a show and tell girl!

by ZnappHansk July 23, 2009