Our perpetually suffering scapegoat

Oh? There are open-air prisons all over the place but the big mean violent (and often intolerant) people are making it hard for them to not imprison them. Welp... I guess no one gets to complain about their perfectly externally (and only externally) fixable problem now... Or ever... Forever!

Hym "And as long as we have our perpetually suffering scapegoat we get to say 'Well, yeah, that's happening and, yeah, I don't want it to happen to me but... Look at Jesus over there... See? I'm that's way worse right? So, I gUeSs We CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT iT,, Right Cody Johnston? (I forgot a coma on the last one so I added 2 this time)"

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Loco-Perpetual Motion

The Theory that any perpetual motion that one comes across is always local to ones location

Loco-Perpetual Motion is a serious thought for one's mind.

by Thadicus Whom Noob December 19, 2025

fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 17, 2014

The Nazi Shit Perp

When the bathroom is occupied forcing you to take a fat mike wasowski shit in the neighbors toilet without wiping or flushing and leaving EPIC shit stains in the bowl of the toilet and wiping a picture of nazi shrek on the wall and exiting the house nude screaming fire in the hole

Wocky slosh!!!!!! The nazi shit perp

by ShReKsHiTz January 9, 2021

I’m perplexed

I’m puzzled; I really don’t know what to do with myself. UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I really don’t know how all of this is going to work out. Really bad timing.

I’m just hoping maybe some kind of event happens soon. Then I can catch up with everybody else.

The world is beginning to overtake me. I don’t know what to do.

I’m perplexed. Everything is beginning to overwhelm me. I’m really overwhelmed and confused.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023