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nut mug

Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.
Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him
by ....Donut April 23, 2018
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Butt-mugged

I was butt-mugged by this guy squeezing by me on the subway...it was weird.
by JSG0031 June 3, 2010
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BUY THE MUG

Ben Dover: reading an urban dictionary definition..
Urban Dictionary: BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG NOW BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG FOR YOUR MARS STEPSISTER WHOS ACTUALLY YOUR FATHER WHOS YOUR BOYFRIENDS 69TH ANNIEVRSARY BUY THE MUG
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
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cheese mug

Taking the rim of a mug or cup and rubbing the man cheese from your nuts around it in a circular motion followed by pouring a friends favorite drink into it and serving it to them.
Holy provolone! Did you see Ricky take a huge swig out of that cheese mug I just christened?
by Randy Scavage December 31, 2009
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skeet mug

n. literally translated as "sperm face". Of or relating to one who is a trickster who practices in underhanded deeds.
He ganked my beer, that skeet mug.
by Daniel von Hampel I April 9, 2007
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mug chugging

when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup
hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !
by paul April 22, 2004
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cluster mug

3 or more muggings happening at the same time.
Did you hear about Kelly, Amber, and Stacy? They got cluster mugged!!
by amazing7 July 16, 2010
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