mountain money

Toilet paper. Bum Wad. Keister cleaner.

Don't ever venture into the mountains without it!

Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.

by Tuna Wanda June 5, 2005

Run for your money

1. If you think you are correct, or going to win, someone gives you a run for your money if they prove you wrong or beat you.
2. In the event of you doubting someone or wanting someone or something to be right. You may tell someone you’ll give them a run for your money. Their*

Run for your money ~ term, Figure of speech.
“Jason got a run for his money when he tried to play Michael 1-on-1”

by MRxFLAME August 5, 2017

crunchy money

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.

"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

Chris Moneymaker

1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.

2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.

Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?

by the-jerk July 23, 2007

money boy

Tall guy from Vienna, Austria, who had a successful YouTube-Hype with a covered rap song.
-Helps other people achieving Swag or simply turning their swag on, which makes him a Swagger
- Probably has sex with your mother right now.
- Never stops counting Money
- Only person on planet that can mix German lyrics and English lines without sounding stupid.
- Spits crazy rhymes all the day and night.
- Can turn muddy water into sweet champaign.
- Adorable body - no homo - and simply sexy.

A: Have you heard that new money boy mixtape?
B: Unfortunately no, but my mom is somehow digging it.

by Swaggerlicios August 19, 2011

money

The little peices of paper and earth that control all of mankind. It is ironic that we are slaves to trees and rocks.

God probably created the world just to earn a little money from his drinking buddy Ronald Reagan.

by leftside365 July 28, 2008

money jug

a plastic container filled with many coins under my desk. also known as our moms boobs.

hey aline, will you please pass me the money jug?

by gina aline April 30, 2008