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mongfongled 

To have been beaten without mercy into a state of retardation.

The 'Mong' part is derived from Mongoloid or Mongolism and refers to general retardation and the second part comes from the verb 'Fong' meaning to beat mercilessly.
Television report on a tragic accident:

"The police officer on the motorbike swerved to avoid a pedestrian who stepped onto the road, he then struck the side of a bus before cascading into a lamppost causing a severe and permanant brain injury."

Carlow youth:

"Yea he was mongfongled!!!"
mongfongled by Micko91 December 16, 2006

monghongalahoogas 

Yo jeff,

look at them monghongalahoogas

Mongkong Bangsaeng 

A form of oriental foreplay in which a midget with bad taste in music drives past you in his car and you run your car into the back of his and scream "AND THEN!??!"
Woah guys sorry I'm late I was just out playing soccer and this faggot ran into me. Some sort of Mongkock bangsuck - or was it Mongkong Bangsaeng??
Mongkong Bangsaeng by MICKJAGGER March 11, 2014

Mongrong 

Usually sent in messages as a misspelling of the word morning that ends up as an inside joke
Person 1: mongrong

Person 1: morning*
Person 2: ✨mongrong✨
Person 3: MONGRONG 😆
Person 1: 🤦🏼 ♀️ Mongrong
Mongrong by I_want_to_die420 August 7, 2021

Mongongeria

To scream incoherently while chasing something.
Zach chased the dog screaming mongongeria
Mongongeria by Rip tom June 18, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026